“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, the life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
What’s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work .
You work forty years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into womb, you spend your last nine months floating…
… and you finish as an orgasm.”
~~A life’s new formula proposed by:
George Denis Patrick Carlin
He is a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author.
Carlin is especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects.