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Lambee chaal


Ek bahut hi ghareeb mulk tha, naam tha uska  Dammocracy.

Wahan per ek aqlmand shakhs ki hukumat thi, jiska naam tha Zorbhaari.  Uss mulk ka ye tareeqa tha, ke her 2-5 saal mein hukumat badal jaati thi.

Ye pehla sadr tha jisne apni danishmandi se 5 saal khench liye. Pher jab kuch maheene reh gaye to uska dil lalachaya, ke aur kuch saal raj ker loun. Bahut dimagh per zor diya.

Udher door pariyon ke mulk mein ek Pir rehta tha, behad saaf, doodh jaisa dhula safed.
Zorbhaari ne socha is Pir se koi dua ya hull nikalwaya jaaye.

Usne Pir ko Dammocracy me bulwaya. Uske aamad per apni riyasat ke chappey chappey ko uskee tasveeron se sajaaya.

Pher ek din uss ne Pir se ilteja ki:

Zorbhaari: Pir Saheb aap jo kahengey jitna maangengey main doonga. Buss mera kaam ker dein.

Pir: To pher meri baat ghaur se suno. Tum Bholewal House me paani ke kinare baith ker mera wird karo. Mujhe ek lambi chaal chalni paregi. Pher main 3 din mein Zaalimabad sambhal loonga. Jaisa kahoon, waise kerna.

Zorbhaari: Jee Baba ji, aap ulta latakne ko bhi kahenge to ker loonga.

Pir: Ager tum se isteefa mangoon, to teesre din de dena. Dobara isee assembly se 5 saal ke liye waapas aa jaogey. Haan thora see Qurbani deni hogi.

Zorbhaari(dartey huwe): Woh kaun see?

Pir: Ho sakta hai Baja Rental ka balidaan dena parey. Lekin sabr karo, aur mera bataaya wird karo. Allah tak tumhari arzee pahuncha dee hai.

Zorbhaari: (falls on the feet): Baja Rental ki khair hai, who to waise bhi dimagh ka khaali hai, mujhe hi sab kuch samjhana perta hai. Beshak  uska balidaan le lein. Buss mera kaam ker dein Pir sahib.

Pir: Ek aur bahut zaroori baat hai. Mere mureedon per koi bomb ka hamla nahin hona chahiye. Khoon baha to wird ulta ho jaayega.

Zorbhaari: Aap fikr hi mutt karein, nahin hoga. Main honey hii nahin doonga, to kaise hogaa. Intezaam sakht hoga, nigrani pakki hogi. Iski main gaurantee leta hoon. Aap tou buss mera kaam ker dein huzoor. ( haath jortey huwe)

Pir: Tou pher fikr mutt karo, Allah tak tumhari arzee bhej dee hai. 3 din mein Kaam ho jaayega. Buss mujhe der hai iss Tsunami Khan ka, isska Pir kaheen koi ulta wird na ker dey.
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Zorbhaari: Pir Saheb kuch pakka intezaam kijeeye, ye Tsunami Khan mere peechey para huwa hai. Is per koi kala jadoo bhi nai chaltaa.

Pir: Allah ko arzi bhej di hai, ke Tsunami Khan ki aankh per parda per jaaye, aur woh bhi hamari chaal ko na pehchaane sakey.  Ooper wala  hamari darkhwast kabhi nahin taalega. Kam pakka hoga.  Kuch ho na ho, lekin fatah tumhari hi hogi.
Tum buss Parhtey raho….Haan aur mera muawaza poora milna chahiye. Khabardar mere saath koi chaal mut chalna. Mujhe ghaib se khaber mil jaayegi ?

Zorbhaari: Pir Pir mujh per rehem farmayein…(aur pher Pir ke wird mein madhosh ho jaata hai…).

*Only pun intended*

Comments on: "Lambee chaal" (2)

  1. so after tweets now you wrote a lil bit brief intro of center leftist regime.
    and of course this is the main reason me following your blog . . . . you the only paki woman in the world of social sites rightly and eqaully criticizing and bashing real culprits of this land.
    Thumbs Up🙂 keep it up

    • Since I side only with what I percieve as ‘truth’ let me make myself clear, they aren’t the only culprits, but yes equal share partners, who keep finding excuses for their misdeeds, inactions and keep passing the blame to the other side. And to call them center-left, I beg your pardon, they have no LEFT left in them, its just opportunism.

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